I'm in class.
And I shouldn't be blogging, but shhh! I'm a terrible child as it is.
So I got a Japanese exchange student. His name is Yuki, and he's awesome. We took him to the fire hall (because in Japan it's extremely frowned upon for kids to go in fire halls) and gave him a quick tour, then we went home and introduced him to everyone. He freaking loves Ash (my brother's puppy). The next morning (as in yesterday) I had to wake him up and get him ready for school, but I didn't want to just shove him and tell him to wake up, so I took Ash and carefully put him on his bed. Ash began licking Yuki's face and woke him up. I don't know if he was mad or happy about that because he doesn't speak much English, but he didn't whip out a sword from no-where and slice off my head so I think I'm fine. We made him eggs and toast for breakfast, and apparently they don't eat stuff like that for breakfast because he took a picture of it before eating, but I gave him a bit too much because he got quite full. Apparently asians don't eat as much as we North Americans do. But I live in sort of a lumberjack town where everyone eats a lot even if you're anorexic looking. So yesterday Yuki and I got to skip English and go for a school tour with the other Japanese exchange students. We went to the agriculture building and Yuki and I got to hold a baby chick and pets all the animals. He seemed quite happy about that. We went to math afterwards, which was boring. We just did work and Yuki stared at the board the whole time because he was confused.
After Math was Social Studies, and we watched a slightly confusing, old, and interestingly action-packed movie. I don't remember the name, but it was about the English civil war. Yuki didn't know what was going on, I don't think, but watching a movie is better than listening to a teacher who is talking to you in a confusing language.
We went downtown for lunch and I bought him a slurpee which he chugged down in minutes (he was thirsty) and then I went to the bakery and bought some Double Chocolate Chip cookies (THEY ARE AMAZING). After spending lunch hour in the library conversating about nonsense we went for a town tour. Imma stop here, bells gonna ring.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
Osama's dead!
The joyous news spread through the internet and RL quicker than if everyone found out that Justin Bieber was doing LSD.
However, it was only sort of joyous.
If you didn't know the news already (which would be weird), well, Osama Bin Laden was sorta chilling out in Pakistan for a while, probably thinking up plans to attack the US, or just hiding out because he decided he was done with all this terroristy stuff (which I doubt). But the US were like, "I THINK WE FOUND HIM. WE MUST CARRY OUT A VERY PROFESSIONALLY STRATEGIC PLAN TO ATTACK HIM!"
And they did. The (forty?) US military officer people found the giant fortress place and took the helicopters over the giant friggen 13 foot or so walls, and then they entered into the fortress and was like, "PUT UP YO HANDS, YO!"
But they didn't. After a gunfight of somewhat epicosity, Osama got shot and died. And then the US militants took the body, hopped into a helicopter and ran home as fast as they could to prove they killed Osama.
Then Obama was all, "OH CRAP WE GOT A STORY TO COVER AND WE GOTTA TELL THE WHOLE NATION 'BOUT THIS, YALL."
And he did. Obama wrote out a giant speech (ok,maybenotthatgiant) and walked up to a camera, addressed the nation, and began the story of Osama's capture that he wrote in about 15-20 minutes.
So everyone is all happy about what happened. Osama Bin Laden is dead, and everyone thinks they have nothing to worry about, right?
WRONG!
You see, Osama has all these followers (not just on Twitter) that think he did good for their terrorist jobs. They're going to want revenge. Helloooooo World War 3, eh?
Though it's not really going to be with the whole world, probably just Pakistan, Afghanistan and other places that have terrorists vs. America. But America might drag in us Canadians once we get our new F35 fighter jets, and they might bring in Britain, and maybe Australia, and all their other allies.
So there's gunna be some war. There's no doubt about it, but without Osama's intelligence they probably won't get too far (But if they do they'll die of cold once they reach Canada, not that they're really all that at war with us though).
Besides, we're mostly peacekeepers.
I'm on a computer that I have difficulty drawing with, so I'll add pictures later. I'll try to make them epic looking.
Also, I've decided on the tattoo I want to get.
However, it was only sort of joyous.
If you didn't know the news already (which would be weird), well, Osama Bin Laden was sorta chilling out in Pakistan for a while, probably thinking up plans to attack the US, or just hiding out because he decided he was done with all this terroristy stuff (which I doubt). But the US were like, "I THINK WE FOUND HIM. WE MUST CARRY OUT A VERY PROFESSIONALLY STRATEGIC PLAN TO ATTACK HIM!"
And they did. The (forty?) US military officer people found the giant fortress place and took the helicopters over the giant friggen 13 foot or so walls, and then they entered into the fortress and was like, "PUT UP YO HANDS, YO!"
But they didn't. After a gunfight of somewhat epicosity, Osama got shot and died. And then the US militants took the body, hopped into a helicopter and ran home as fast as they could to prove they killed Osama.
Then Obama was all, "OH CRAP WE GOT A STORY TO COVER AND WE GOTTA TELL THE WHOLE NATION 'BOUT THIS, YALL."
And he did. Obama wrote out a giant speech (ok,maybenotthatgiant) and walked up to a camera, addressed the nation, and began the story of Osama's capture that he wrote in about 15-20 minutes.
So everyone is all happy about what happened. Osama Bin Laden is dead, and everyone thinks they have nothing to worry about, right?
WRONG!
You see, Osama has all these followers (not just on Twitter) that think he did good for their terrorist jobs. They're going to want revenge. Helloooooo World War 3, eh?
Though it's not really going to be with the whole world, probably just Pakistan, Afghanistan and other places that have terrorists vs. America. But America might drag in us Canadians once we get our new F35 fighter jets, and they might bring in Britain, and maybe Australia, and all their other allies.
So there's gunna be some war. There's no doubt about it, but without Osama's intelligence they probably won't get too far (But if they do they'll die of cold once they reach Canada, not that they're really all that at war with us though).
Besides, we're mostly peacekeepers.
I'm on a computer that I have difficulty drawing with, so I'll add pictures later. I'll try to make them epic looking.
Also, I've decided on the tattoo I want to get.
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Theoretical
Before I begin my usual post, I'd like to wish everyone a Happy Easter. For Easter we get these baskets that are filled with goodies and hidden anywhere in the house, and we have to go look for them. I found everyone else's basket except for my own, and then Becka eventually found mine. After being given a few hints I finally decided to look in the furnace room.
My sister got it down for me. *forever grateful*
So afterwards I was all:
But anyways. Enough of Easter, I have more IMPORTANT NEWS!
First of all being I completed Book II of COMA.
Second of all being related to the title: some theories.
So we all know that humans have evolved throughout time. Unless you're so convinced by that whole 'Adam and Eve' stuff. But whatever. Religion is silly and nonsensical. Though I like Buddhism.
So if we've evolved, then we're more than obviously going to evolve again. There's no doubt in it. (unless we all die before that happens.
What we're probably going to do next time we evolve:
Glow in the dark.
Scientists have discovered that people do indeed glow in the dark, it's just that the light particles they give off are not visible to the naked eye. Given this, it probably means that in the future we'll be able to glow. If that's the case we might turn into some deep underwater fish. Or just a glowy person.
Fly.
We've gone from some primate thing to what we are now, so there's always a possibility we could grow into a bird-like animal of some sorts. Besides, our skulls have shrunk significantly over the past who-knows-how-many-years so we might turn into bird headed animals.
Turn into a fish.
As said before we may glow vividly in the dark in the future, so we may become underwater dwelling animals. The thing is, over millions of years you'll notice we've lost a lot of body hair. So in place of that body hair we might grow scales, or shark/whale like skin.
Something really creepy.
We might turn into aliens. Or beetles. Hell, we might turn into part giraffe, part goose, part fish, part dinosaur, and part lion like animals.
Also, the idea of dragons, if they don't exist (for whatever stupid reason), they probably came from people in ancient times who found dinosaur bones and didn't know how to explain them to everyone else and were like. "OH. YEAH. THESE ARE UMMMM, BONES OF A....DRAGON! YEAH. A DRAGON. I KILLED IT. SHOULD'A SEEN THE CREATURE. FRIGGEN HUGE. TRIED TO....UMMM....BREATHE FIRE AT ME! YEAH, THEY BREATHE FIRE. PRETTY COOL HUH?"
That's pretty much it for today.
Also, for Easter, I got a white teapot, painted it all steampunkish and gave it to Becka. She liked it. :D
My sister got it down for me. *forever grateful*
So afterwards I was all:
But anyways. Enough of Easter, I have more IMPORTANT NEWS!
First of all being I completed Book II of COMA.
Second of all being related to the title: some theories.
So we all know that humans have evolved throughout time. Unless you're so convinced by that whole 'Adam and Eve' stuff. But whatever. Religion is silly and nonsensical. Though I like Buddhism.
So if we've evolved, then we're more than obviously going to evolve again. There's no doubt in it. (unless we all die before that happens.
What we're probably going to do next time we evolve:
Glow in the dark.
Scientists have discovered that people do indeed glow in the dark, it's just that the light particles they give off are not visible to the naked eye. Given this, it probably means that in the future we'll be able to glow. If that's the case we might turn into some deep underwater fish. Or just a glowy person.
Fly.
We've gone from some primate thing to what we are now, so there's always a possibility we could grow into a bird-like animal of some sorts. Besides, our skulls have shrunk significantly over the past who-knows-how-many-years so we might turn into bird headed animals.
Turn into a fish.
As said before we may glow vividly in the dark in the future, so we may become underwater dwelling animals. The thing is, over millions of years you'll notice we've lost a lot of body hair. So in place of that body hair we might grow scales, or shark/whale like skin.
Something really creepy.
We might turn into aliens. Or beetles. Hell, we might turn into part giraffe, part goose, part fish, part dinosaur, and part lion like animals.
Also, the idea of dragons, if they don't exist (for whatever stupid reason), they probably came from people in ancient times who found dinosaur bones and didn't know how to explain them to everyone else and were like. "OH. YEAH. THESE ARE UMMMM, BONES OF A....DRAGON! YEAH. A DRAGON. I KILLED IT. SHOULD'A SEEN THE CREATURE. FRIGGEN HUGE. TRIED TO....UMMM....BREATHE FIRE AT ME! YEAH, THEY BREATHE FIRE. PRETTY COOL HUH?"
That's pretty much it for today.
Also, for Easter, I got a white teapot, painted it all steampunkish and gave it to Becka. She liked it. :D
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